Drew: "Aunt Jamie, are you married?"
Me: "No buddy, i'm not."
Drew: "Oh. Well I think you should get married."
Me: "Well ok, how about you find me a boyfriend first?"
Drew: "Ok, you can just get one in college."
Me: "Umm, sorry bud, that ship has already sailed....I'm not in college anymore."
Drew: "Oh, ok. Well you can just find one in high school then."
Me: "Yeah, I'm a little old for that too. I graduated a long time ago"
Drew: "How old are you?"
Me: "How old do you think I am?"
Drew: "Ummm. I don't know, like 87?"
Note to self: teach nephew NEVER to guess a woman's age...
2 months ago


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